the one about (furtive) masturbation

Do you know what it means having to share a room with your sister?

So, when ur watching porn on your laptop and stuff, she's right there, maybe reading? Or snoring? And you have to be the qyietest u can, or as still as you can? Try to fucking come without making a sound or a move. No, i dare you.

Maybe i'm already exposed. Do you know what it is trying to get off, and suddenly your mother bursts into the room and sticks a slice of apple in your face? You have to be quick enough to make sure you change the page, or else she'll see u were watching sth called Breeding Season by Treasure Island Media. BTW, hawt.

Just because i like gay porn doesn't mean anything except, i like gay porn, u know?