the one about True Blood and Domestic Bliss

Yes, the tv series.

From what I reckon, Sookie's problem was not that she could hear people's thoughts. This was not what made her a freak. Ra-a-aght? Raaaght. Her problem was that she was a virgin who could hear people's thoughts. So, once Vampire Bill pops her cherry, she ain't no freak no more, you see? Even though she now acts more like a crazy bitch, she don't give a fudge about what people think. Now that she has Vampire Bill to get laid with every naght, she actually speaks her mand, so people now know that since she fucked, she no weird or a freak no moah, no sir. She a powered-up, well-fucked-and-bloodsucked gal now, full of confidence and happiness and let's not forget sexual satisfaction.

I used to think Vampire Bill was a true gent, and then he kinda popped out of the mud where he was hiding in the cemetery and fucked Sookie's little brains out, all muddy and primitive and brutal, and then he cleaned up and played house with Sookie while babysitting for a friend's kids. So, Sookie, by the mere force of that thang between her legs,manages to turn this mysterious, dark, brooding vampire into a complete pussey, I mean what's this modern tendency? One one hand we have serial killers who get married and breed for God's sake and live in the house with the white picket fence, and on the other hand we got them vampires going all domestic bliss. Don't even get me started on the Cullens. UGH! Where is this world going to, if even serial killers and freaks of nature want to Adjust, Adapt and Be Part of the Mass.